yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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