toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
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Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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