Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
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He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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