Are we in a gay sports bar?
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Randomize
