It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
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She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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