YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
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