just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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