Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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