I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So much Jack, so little girl.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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