The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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