Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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