he wants to bone in the snuggie
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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