You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
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My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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