she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
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Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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