She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
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I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
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He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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