I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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