Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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