lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
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You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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