Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
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After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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