.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
I AM VODKA MAN
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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