i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I wannas sexs uuuuu
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
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I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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