the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
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nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
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I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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