just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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