Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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