barbara walters just said penis...
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
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