sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
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I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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