Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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