So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
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You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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