I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
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