i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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