it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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