i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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