I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
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