i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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