He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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