she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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