I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
dude i'm inner monologue high
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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