It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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