i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
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So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
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I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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