I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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