I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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