I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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