Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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