so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Randomize