But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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