Just mADE A PArabola og urine
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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