He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
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