i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
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