you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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