But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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