i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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