I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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