Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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